Me: Good morning Daddy! Just a reminder, today is your mom's birthday.
Heron: Thanks! Dealing with a downed network...ugghh!
Me: Yeah...you butt dialed me:)
Heron: Not so. The phone was in my front pocket. It wasn't my butt that did the dialing:)
Me: Haha...I'm used to being cock blocked...not cock dialed.
Heron: <Crickets>
OK...well it seemed funny in my head!!
lol, gave me a chuckle, which is a welcome reprieve from arguing with a stroppy teenager!
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Glad I could brighten your day a little. Sorry about the stroppy teenager...they really do know how to push buttons don't they?!
Deletedont they just, all over a school bag...i got the wrong one, and apparently its all about the bag lol
DeleteI have one just like that and she's only 10. I cringe to think about the next 8 years with that one.
DeleteMy two argued over socks for school, which pattern to have and they can't have the same because it makes the laundry hard to sort.
Deletetori, isn't it nuts. I know I didn't get to complain like the kids do these days. It was simply whatever mom could afford or no bag.
DeleteDF, my issue with socks is that it's ugly socks he wants....haha
This was funny!
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ReplyDeleteThank you ladies! I thought it was pretty funny myself. Every time I thought about it that day, made me smile:)
ReplyDeleteI wish master would cock dial me.....but I do know he thinks of me during the day without that
ReplyDeleteHi Michele. Master has actually been having quite a bit of fun with this lately. Now apparently, my swollen neglected girlie bits have been accused of calling him. I told him it was a 9-1-1 emergency call...LOL!
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