The room is cold and dark, lit only by the twinkling of colored lights flashing from the ceiling.
As I wait for her to come in the room, I look around nervously, not fully understanding the extent of what's to come.
It promises to be a session like no other I have experienced for sure!
Like a true sadist, she pushes me further than I thought possible.
So many times, my body screams and begs to call "red"!
But instead, I only dig deeper, intent on pushing my own physical limits.
Now, it's been been two days since that session.
The bruising isn't nearly I bad as I thought it might be.
But...
The soreness... OH MY GOSH... THE SORENESS!!!
It's a deep aching pain. You know the kind that makes something as simple as pulling up your pants seem like a chore?
Yes, it's that kind of sore!
I hurt in places and ways I didn't know that I could.
My next meeting with this sadistic woman, oh I already cringe to think.
However, despite the pain, I am proud to say I survived my first pole dancing class.
And I climbed my ass all the way to the top of that pole!
As I wait for her to come in the room, I look around nervously, not fully understanding the extent of what's to come.
It promises to be a session like no other I have experienced for sure!
Like a true sadist, she pushes me further than I thought possible.
So many times, my body screams and begs to call "red"!
But instead, I only dig deeper, intent on pushing my own physical limits.
Now, it's been been two days since that session.
The bruising isn't nearly I bad as I thought it might be.
But...
The soreness... OH MY GOSH... THE SORENESS!!!
It's a deep aching pain. You know the kind that makes something as simple as pulling up your pants seem like a chore?
Yes, it's that kind of sore!
I hurt in places and ways I didn't know that I could.
My next meeting with this sadistic woman, oh I already cringe to think.
However, despite the pain, I am proud to say I survived my first pole dancing class.
And I climbed my ass all the way to the top of that pole!
Bahahaha! You fooled me!
ReplyDeleteI can just look at someone pole dancing and feel sore!! Lol.
Seriously though, I would love to try it, but no one teaches it around here (we are waaaaaay behind the times). I was inspired by a video I saw on Facebook...maybe I can find it for you...
I can't believe it but, I found the video! I realize there are a million awesome videos out there but I was SO impressed with her (she makes it look so easy!)... https://vimeo.com/83364789
DeleteI...just...quit!! Lol
DeleteNo I am just kidding:) That is seriously amazing. Thank you for finding and sharing it. I would LOVE to be able to do that but I probably should have started...eh... About 20 years ago. Haha
xo
Tease!
ReplyDeleteHehe:)
DeleteTotally fooled, for sure!
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!
DeleteOk, I seem to remember something about you winning money at a pole dance off??? You probably need to teach a few of YOUR moves =). And, I actually thought you were maybe talking about a massage!!
ReplyDeleteEither way, sounds like a lot of pain and work and fun!
Haha! Yes... There was the pole dance off. I just happened to be the best of the unskilled:) When all else fails, work you hips like you know what your are doing. Bahahaha!!
DeleteAnd oh my gosh!!! What I wouldn't give for a massage right now:)
Good for you to making it to the top.
ReplyDeleteThank you Evie! I paid for it though. It has taken me two weeks to recover:)
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