Apparently, we have horrified our youngest! No worries...she didn't see anything. She's just putting two and two together about what moms and dads do behind closed doors.
Typically, we wait for most adult activities to happen once the house is quiet, and the little one is asleep. I say little one but she is actually 11...going on 25! Except for that part about not being able to stay in her bed all night.
Well, Sunday night, I had a goal to complete...five complete blowjobs from Friday night to Sunday night. And the last one wasn't happening if we waited on her to go to bed. So I tucked her in, told her we would be in our room for a little while, and that the door would be locked so she needed to go to bed on her own.
Oh, boy did I hear about it as soon as I got home from work yesterday!
"Mom, I know what you and Dad were doing last night. That's soooo disgusting".
She didn't really know. The door was locked and she couldn't hear a thing but she also wasn't buying the whole we were watching TV story. Of course having an 18 year old to egg her on doesn't help at all..
She continues on saying she will NEVER get in our bed again...it's just GROSS!!
When we were alone, Heron and I high-fived each other and joked that we should have taken that approach a long time ago if that's all it was going to take.