Thursday, November 19, 2015

My Sunday Date with a Sadist of a Different Kind

The room is cold and dark, lit only by the twinkling of colored lights flashing from the ceiling.

As I wait for her to come in the room, I look around nervously, not fully understanding the extent of what's to come.

It promises to be a session like no other I have experienced for sure!

Like a true sadist, she pushes me further than I thought possible.

So many times, my body screams and begs to call "red"!

But instead, I only dig deeper, intent on pushing my own physical limits.

Now, it's been been two days since that session.

The bruising isn't nearly I bad as I thought it might be.


The soreness... OH MY GOSH... THE SORENESS!!!

It's a deep aching pain. You know the kind that makes something as simple as pulling up your pants seem like a chore?

Yes, it's that kind of sore!

I hurt in places and ways I didn't know that I could.

My next meeting with this sadistic woman, oh I already cringe to think.

However, despite the pain, I am proud to say I survived my first pole dancing class.

And I climbed my ass all the way to the top of that pole!


  1. Bahahaha! You fooled me!

    I can just look at someone pole dancing and feel sore!! Lol.

    Seriously though, I would love to try it, but no one teaches it around here (we are waaaaaay behind the times). I was inspired by a video I saw on Facebook...maybe I can find it for you...

    1. I can't believe it but, I found the video! I realize there are a million awesome videos out there but I was SO impressed with her (she makes it look so easy!)...

    2. I...just...quit!! Lol

      No I am just kidding:) That is seriously amazing. Thank you for finding and sharing it. I would LOVE to be able to do that but I probably should have About 20 years ago. Haha


  2. Totally fooled, for sure!

  3. Ok, I seem to remember something about you winning money at a pole dance off??? You probably need to teach a few of YOUR moves =). And, I actually thought you were maybe talking about a massage!!

    Either way, sounds like a lot of pain and work and fun!

    1. Haha! Yes... There was the pole dance off. I just happened to be the best of the unskilled:) When all else fails, work you hips like you know what your are doing. Bahahaha!!

      And oh my gosh!!! What I wouldn't give for a massage right now:)

  4. Good for you to making it to the top.

  5. Thank you Evie! I paid for it though. It has taken me two weeks to recover:)