Funny thing happened to me today. Well, at least I think it was.
I don't intend to give away the details of the task assigned to me this week since I am saving that for another post, but I do have to give a little background information so you will understand why I was doing what I was doing.
This week I have to achieve 50 orgasms, to be completed before the end of Sunday.
You can imagine, between work and busy home life, it's a bit difficult to find time to squeeze them all in but who's complaining. Normally, my orgasms are kept to a minimum, so I am certainly going to take advantage of this opportunity and give it my best try with a smile on my face before, during, and after every single one!
I was actually going to have some time after dropping my youngest off at soccer to come home and knock out a couple o's before having to start dinner and go back to pick her up.
But NOOOOOOO........just one small little problem. My oldest had made herself quite comfortable using the exercise bike in my bedroom just before we headed out for soccer.
Urrggg!!! Ok. Back-up plan in effect. I do have the battery operated vibrator in my purse. So I pull into the driveway and decide it can't hurt to take care of my business really quick right there. After all, I was wearing a skirt with no underwear.
Just as things were starting to get pretty nice, I don't know what made me open my eyes but all of a sudden I catch a glimpse of something moving towards the car. A little old Asian gentlemen is literally just a few steps from my car. Quickly, I pull my skirt back down and shove the vibrator under my leg just as he steps up to the window. I roll the window down and He politely hands me an advertisement for a show at a local event venue.
I don't know what or if he saw anything. But he continued on his way and I continued on mine.
Who needs privacy anyways!